Thursday, November 30, 2006

Catch Him and Keep Him

Dear god.

I can assure you it will never come to this...

8 comments:

Indiana said...

If you have to read that stuff to learn how to keep a man, then I have some advice...

Nail his foot to the floor. ~grin~

lady miss marquise said...

Winters, you old charmer. You are a dear ~wink~

Indy, thank you. It made me laugh, as funnily enough it is one of the ads from Dooce's site. I saw it and couldn't resist clicking it to see if it would tickle me as much as I thought it would.
Do people actually put faith in this?!

x said...

5 things that annoy men and kill intimacy? 5? really?
i thought they were around 55 but who am i to say? and as a married woman i don't know any tell-tale signs of a great guy.

Zen Wizard said...

Before most women can "Capture & Keep a Great Man," they need to read the classic, "How to Get Rid Of a Turdsickle Drone."

Anonymous said...

What Winters said.

And since when is it our job to keep them? Keeping should be a 50/50 thing in my opinion. Where are the damn sites for them to keep US? That's what I want to know.

Anonymous said...

yeah, married women have ALL the secrets. that's why there's a more than 50% chance of divorce. i'd stick that advice in with that book that came out... it was something about 'rules' ? it was the only book my dog ever chewed up...

Devil Mood said...

There are some people that will just exploit others to their bones...I bet they wonder what those secrets are and why theirs don't work!

Atomic Ephemera said...

I've just done one of those all over body shudder things. That's odious.